THE WORST KARAOKE

2024-07-19 00:00

Thursday, July 18th

• Door:20:00
• Start:21:00
• Entry:€ 6

Welcome spies! Grab your shades, set your watches, and put your phone into the fridge. For this is an edition full of mystery and intrigue.

Quick! Follow me behind this burning dumpster, there’s no time to explain!

Is your best friend actually a secret government agent?

Perhaps.

Is there someone watching you?

Absolutely!

Are you being wire tapped while you sing?

I don’t think so.

Our contact has revealed that 22 spies (who shouldn’t’ve picked being a singer as their covert identity) are coming together at checkpoint Alpha Charlie Uniform. We need help to get some counter intelligence on the AIVD, the FSB and the CIA, to unravel one of the greatest mysteries in Utrecht.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, starts at 21:00 sharp. Briefing at 20:00. But please keep this information confidential. We don’t want another leak in De Telegraaf.

Please note that this message will self-destruct ȋ̵̬͓n̷͍̈́ ̴̦͆͐ 5̴͖̜̀̋ ̵̡̘̆̃̈́͝ṡ̶̨̧̗̥̙͊̚é̶̦̩͕͈̮͎c̸̢͖̬̤͚̀̑̈́̊̎͝͝ó̵͙̤̚ͅn̷͚̈́͊͑d̸̫̥̙̩̘͍̣̲̠̖͑͊̀̀́̒̊́̈́s̶̭̗̓̒͒̇̚ ̵̛̮̬̠̓̉̿͌̌̓̎̓͐f̶͎̾͐̈̑̓̏̀̾͘̕͝r̷̨̧͎͙͉̗͚͙̟̪͇̠̫̻̜͓̀̒̈́̓̈̀̎̓͌̽͌̌͆͘̚͜͠͝ͅỏ̷̧̡̢̭̱̘̳͙͈̫̖̺̖̦̥̪̤͈̱̬̖͓̈̀m̷̨̛̰̺͖̩̺͈͍̙̮͈͎͚̀̓͗͐̈̇͌̇̍͒̓͐̀͋̃͊̏̕̕͝͝ ̸̨̡̧̼͍̬͓͈̞̰̓̀̈́͗̍̓̍͗͛̓̾͊͛̾̈́̀͋̿̔̅̚͝͝ǹ̴̳̙̿̊̐o̴̧̗̥̤̲̟̯͍̙̫͕̔̆̂w̴̛̰̻̪̬̙̟̯͔̩̦̺̣͓̮̘̺̥̭̦̜͔̠͋́̍̎͒͊͐̓̚͝.̸͉͙̒̓͐̈͆͆́͒̈̇͊́͐̐͝͝ B̵̨̛͉͔͍͉̙͎̮̰̣̘̤̜̩̞̝͕̒̅͑̃͒̓̾̔̀̑̈̿̀̓́̄̈́̆́͊͆̐̍́̌̓̇̕͘͘͝͝͝ͅͅͅe̵̡̧̡̫̮̝͕̮͕̪̙̱͎̗̳̠̼͖̫̲͓͍͚̤̟͍͔̪͉͈̣̼̗̗̠̘͓̥̰̥̟͚͎̋ͅͅs̵̢̢̧̨̡̛̩͓̹̤͇̜̤̤̫̖̫̩̹̺̼̮͍̟̱̪̪̳̹̣̳͔̣͍̖̎̒̃͌̈́͛̐̀́͒͂̏͌̊̉̃̽͋̌̊̿̉̏̃̀̏̐͂̃͑̀́͐̀̄͛́̀͘͘͘͠͝͠t̴̡̢̨̨̳̙̤̰͓̥̹̝̟̻̺̖̘̻̪̖̹͔̙̰̜͔̫̝̪̳̹̆̓̿͛̀̐̍̀̃́̿͌̽͊̎̑̋̋̓͜͜͠ ̴͔͓̬̪̹̲̠̞͑̑͌̐̀̍̀͒̇̎͆͑͊̓̑͂͗̅͆̕͠͠ͅǫ̵̛̰͔̘̺͙̬̥̱͉̤͎͕̫̤͓͙̥͉̩̘͕̻͉̅̉̋̑̔̚͜ͅf̶̡̢̨̧̛̮̭̺̙͇̬̤͔͓̯͔͈̟̙̖͔̫̟͙̤̳̣̲̖͖̖̭̭͔͈͖̜̪̩̝̭͇̞̫̩͇͉͙̮͒͛̐̔͆͊̃͒̒͛̋̓̈̉͑̽̔͋́̓͊̑̑͋̃̄̒̌̊͜ͅ ̶̠̹̗͂̌̎̐͗͑̌͋̿̓̈͗̄͐̿͆̂̅̒͌͗͆̈́̐̽̌̅̓̚̚͘̚l̶̢̨̨̛̛̟͎̝̗̜̹̗̥̤̝͙̙͍̞̱͍̭̯̦̺̺̰̱͙̹͉̯̲̪͊͒̄́̆̂̇́͗̽́͋͊̓́͌́̐̃̋̌̂̅͊̄̓̑̀̿̄͛̀͌̈̍̌̽̄̑͆̽̎̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝u̷̢̨̞̬̯͖̻͓̲͔̠̩͙̺̭̪̗̹̘͍̱̟̳͍̫͍̪̯̩̫͉͍̟͔̟͍̼̍̿́̔͜ĉ̸̡̧̛̯̺̲͇̝̖͕̘̬̭͚̝̟͊̽̓̈͆̔͌̀͂́̈̀̈́͆̈̀͛͑̔̐͌̐́̑̈̚͘̚̚͜͜͝k̶̢̡̨̧̡̧̨͖̻̬͓̭̼͎̩̬̖̙̝̙̲̮͔̗̜͕͔̬̦̰̞̹̼̻͎͖̗̥͉̝̞̙͍̝̹̬͍͕͊͗͊̌̂̀͊͒͛͆͐͐̆͌̊̌̊̎̄̋̽̍̅͗̑̓͒̓̔̆̋̃͂̐̒̐́͆̆̏̓̑͘̕̚̚͜͜͠͝͝͠.̷̡̨̢̬̳̱̭̳̮̗͚͎̬̬͚̗̮͎̰̣̏̋̈́́̎̽̑̋̈̂̏̉̓̑͑̈͒̊̄̐̚͜͠͝